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CLARY FRAY
(The Mortal Instruments)
Quotable Clary
- “I figured all your classes were stuff like Slaughter 101 and Beheading for Beginners.”
- “I’m not an angel, Jace. I don’t return library books. I steal illegal music off the internet. I lie to my mom. I am completely ordinary.”
- “What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name.”
- “Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt.”
- “When you love someone, you don’t have a choice. Love takes your choices away.”
- “I’m not going to attack you. I can take the sight of your naked chest without swooning.”
- I love you, Jace Wayland—Herondale—Lightwood—whatever you want to call yourself. I don’t care. I love you and I will always love you, and pretending it could be any other way is just a waste of time.”
- “Love isn’t moral or immoral. It just is.”
- “There’s more to honesty than … than an arrangement of words. They say faeries can’t lie, but you lie in your intentions, your attitude, your demeanor —”
- “Well, I’d certainly hate to interrupt your pleasant night stroll with my sudden death.”
art by smarsPD
LEO VALDEZ
(Percy Jackson)
Quotable Leo
- “I mean… Oh, cool! Suffering? I love suffering! Let’s do this.”
- “So…giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this isn’t the best time to bring up my psycho babysitter.”
- “Survive first. Figure out crayon drawing of destiny later.”
- “Don’t insult my ability to annoy. And how am I supposed to resent you if you go apologizing? I’m a lowly mechanic. You’re like the prince of the sky, son of the Lord of the Universe. I’m supposed to resent you.”
- “I’m the Super-sized McShizzle, man! I’m Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies love a bad boy.”
- “Just wondering how much I’m going for these days. I mean, I can understand not being as pricey as Percy or Jason, maybe…but am I worth, like, two Franks, or three Franks?”
- “I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts.”
- “Hop in kids, Uncle Leo’s gonna take you for a ride.”
- “One basketball to rule them all.”
- “You can’t burn me.”
